lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

(via chasingdreamsasiscream)

do you ever have that one follower who you always see in your notes and every time you see them you’re just like ‘hey there lil buddy, keep on doin your thing’

(Source: aidn, via fvckingzarry)

everything is so annoying

a-pedophile-potato:

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

(via gnarly)